Subject: Meeting recap
It was good to meet you on Saturday at the meeting. I think the entire organization will benefit because you're here.
A couple things. I've attached Theodora's meeting notes. I thought you'd find them hilarious. (I know I did.) Also, you have an e-mail now: firstname.lastname@example.org Password's Rheticus. No, I didn't set it up. Yes, as your sister would likely say, he is that much of a troll. Oddly, someone's set it up so we can get to it through Gmail. Mr. Kosan and I are really the only people who use these e-mails, but they are very secure. I'm just waiting for your sister to find them.
All that aside, I hope your moving goes well, and I'll stop by sometime next week to check up on you.
Eat some salads, young man.
P.S. Shiny teleportation, really?
Hey, little sister,
Yes, most of this is just trolling you, however, can you send me the actual address of the B&B? Filling out customs forms to ship my shit, and they won't take 'Stokes county' as an address to ship to. I can't seem to make them realize that I really am going to that much of nowhere.
See you soon, bratfink.
Just sending some e-mail before going to work, and checking in. How'd you sleep last night? Claud got you a Skype, right? If not, Farnsworth me if you need to talk. We can either talk on that or I can talk you through Skype. Whichever.
I miss you. Is that normal? Hell, why am I asking you what's normal. I don't think it's something either of us do.
I love you,