Late September 2012:

[damncompass]

To: headregent@warehouse.13; jane.lattimer@warehouse.13
BCC: claudiometer@gmail.com
From: joshua.donovan@warehouse.13

Subject: Why do we even have that lever?

Hey guys,

Just a random question: Why is there a lock on the debronze function but not the bronzing function? Wouldn't it be just as bad to 'accidentally' bronze someone and then not be able to get them back until you track someone down? (Someone who is not me, it would seem. I don't have access to the bronzer at all, even with my admin password.)

Can I request we put a lock on the bronzing function? If I can't destroy the thing with Mjolnir, can I at least get that? Please?

-Joshua

P.S. I'm back. Mostly.

Comments

[k39zzz]

To: headregent@warehouse.13; joshua.donovan@warehouse.13
From: jane.lattimer@warehouse.13

Subject: Re: Why do we even have that lever?

That is an excellent question, actually, especially considering it takes a lot more effort to debronze someone who isn't already in there. As for why you're not keyed to it, that's likely because Artie asked for the lock in the first place not long after the MacPherson incident cleared up. No point in not having you on it now, though.

I tink a lock on both functions is a good idea. The bronzer can run all the self-cleaning diagnostics it wants, but the actual functions it's there to serve probably ought to be better secured.

I hope you enjoyed your vacation.

Jane