Late October 2012: Note on the door to the Warehouse Office

[damncompass]

Attention Warehouse Agents!

There will be a Hallowe'en party on the evening of the 31st of October. Food and drink will be provided, as well as games, of the board and card variety, and if I feel like it, perhaps the role-playing sort.

Costumes are mandatory. (This means you, Artie.)

Artifacts are forbidden unsuggested, but if you have an idea, run it by me. (No mistletoe, Claudia, I mean it.)

If you have problems, too bad. See you all then!

~Joshua

Comments

[claudiometer]

First, why would I get out mistletoe at Halloween, and second, I learned my lesson last time. It was hella awkward for me too, dumbass.

[damncompass]

Yeah, yeah. Just putting it out there.

[claudiometer]

That also covers the 'don't decorate with Artifacts' lesson, you know.

I'll see what I can whip up costume-wise.

[damncompass]

I might be taking a run to Featherhead for shops this weekend if you want to come along.

[claudiometer]

Might you now. I'll keep that in mind if my own closet doesn't prove useful.

[damncompass]

You do that, little sister.

[timelessinventor]

A post-it


Aces, darling! I think I have a few ideas.

[pitchingcurves]

Aw, so I can't use a certain ring to play pranks? Jinkies. I was looking forward to it, too!

Pete is totally joking when he writes that, and it shows in the cartoonish scrawls he uses.

[claudiometer]

Go too crazy and I'm telling your mom.

(This has more teeth than Pete knows.)

[pitchingcurves]

Tell my mom and I'll never buy you desserts again.

[claudiometer]

Is that really such a loss when you eat them all before I see so much as a crumb anyway?

[pitchingcurves]

You'll never find out if I might have left some in the future.

Just sayin'.

[claudiometer]

Like I'd actually play that card over Halloween goofiness anyway.

[damncompass]

You do that, and I'm pulling out some things that I've found. And I'm not telling you what they are.

[thebettersort]

Need help decorating? I love Halloween decorations, they're fantastic.

Myka may have done most the decorations at home when she was a teenager. She may also have done them too well, and tended to scare off quite a few trick or treaters.

Oops.

[pitchingcurves]

The only decoration you need to do is wearing an outfit that shows your boobs. The more you make Joshua faint, the better points ya get!

[thebettersort]

Well then. We know your mouth is too big already, but maybe it'll help you in the apple bobbing contest.

What you'd win is not being slapped over the head by me.

[damncompass]

Hey! Stop that! That's harassment! Be nice, Pete.

Is it that obvious?

[damncompass]

Oooh! Yes! Let's talk this weekend. I'm shit at decorations, so any help would be appreciated.