"I have, but..." Helena sighs. "I rather suspect my writing style isn't quite in tune with what the modern reading public expects from a book, between the sparkling vampires that stalk you in your sleep and the implausible, frightening and simply bad bondage pornography that is in fact a thinly disguised fan fiction about the sparkling stalker vampires." There's that undignified face again. "And really, when I can say the bondage pornography is implausible and I've been out of touch with the scene since 1896 or so..."