While Claud's on her way to the other table, Joshua sits back down. Or at least he tries to, but a woman comes stalking over from another table and throws herself at him. "Oh, aren't you hot? Let's get out of here, and you can have whatever you want...."

Before he can say anything, the woman's husband comes over, and pries his wife off of Joshua. "Now listen here, creep..."

"I didn't do anything! I have a girlfriend!"

He rolls his eyes. "Likely story." And without waiting for Joshua to answer, he punches him in the nose.